Funny Holi SMS/chutkule
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1.Funny Happy Holi 2018 sms
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabhi h,
Jo dekhta h kehta h kya maal gulabhi h,
Pichle baras jo tune bhigiya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka wo rumal gulabhi h.
Happy holi
Jo dekhta h kehta h kya maal gulabhi h,
Pichle baras jo tune bhigiya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka wo rumal gulabhi h.
Happy holi
2.Holi jokes in Hindi fonts
अपुन विशिंग यू अ वंडरफुल,
सुपर-डुपर,
ज़बरदस्त,
एक्स्ट्रा-बढिया,
एल्स्ट्रा-स्पेशल,
एकदम मस्त एंड धिनचक,
बोले तो एकदम झकास
“हैप्पी होली”.
सुपर-डुपर,
ज़बरदस्त,
एक्स्ट्रा-बढिया,
एल्स्ट्रा-स्पेशल,
एकदम मस्त एंड धिनचक,
बोले तो एकदम झकास
“हैप्पी होली”.
3.Hindi Holi chutkule
राधा का रंग और कान्हा की पिचकारी ,
प्यार के रंग से रंग दो दुनिया सारी ,
ये रंग न जाने कोई जात न कोई बोली
मुबारक हो आपको
रंग भरी होली !!
प्यार के रंग से रंग दो दुनिया सारी ,
ये रंग न जाने कोई जात न कोई बोली
मुबारक हो आपको
रंग भरी होली !!
4.Very Funny Happy Holi sms
Daru Ki Khushbu, Gutke Ki Mithas,
Ganje Ki Roti Or Charas Ka Saag,
Bhaang K Pakode Or Wills Ka Payar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Nashediyo Ka Tyohar
HAPPY HOLI In Advance.
Ganje Ki Roti Or Charas Ka Saag,
Bhaang K Pakode Or Wills Ka Payar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Nashediyo Ka Tyohar
HAPPY HOLI In Advance.
5.Very Funny Happy Holi sms
Meanwhile somewhere in China,
a gentleman by the name ‘Ho Li’ is still
confused why billions of Indians want
him to be Happy.
a gentleman by the name ‘Ho Li’ is still
confused why billions of Indians want
him to be Happy.
6.Funny Happy Holi Shayari
रंग बरसे भीगे चुनर वाली,
रंग बरसे, ओ रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..
रंग बरसे, अरे रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..रे!
अब घर जाओ नहीं तो
जुकाम लग जायेगा
रंग बरसे, ओ रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..
रंग बरसे, अरे रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..रे!
अब घर जाओ नहीं तो
जुकाम लग जायेगा
7.Holi mubarak funny sms
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
8.Two line funny Happy Holi sms
Log aaj ke din Rang lagate hai …
Aur baki ke din Rang Badalte hai
Aur baki ke din Rang Badalte hai
Heard a woman painted completely in holi colours saying other
“yeh toh kuch bhi nai mera roj ka make-up isse jyada hota hai”
“yeh toh kuch bhi nai mera roj ka make-up isse jyada hota hai”
Happy Makar sankranti..Celebrate with crackers and diyas .
Bhang bilkul mat pina.
Maine pee rakhi hai.
Chadti bhi nahi hai .Merry Christmas once again.
Take care.Happy Birth day.
Bhang bilkul mat pina.
Maine pee rakhi hai.
Chadti bhi nahi hai .Merry Christmas once again.
Take care.Happy Birth day.
Hi. Maine yeh msg aapko Diwali ki badhayi dene ke liye kiya hai.Aaj is aazadi ke avsar par hume yeh raakhi ka tyohaar acche se
manana chahiye aur gharo me deepak laga kar holi khelni chahiye,
kyunki aaj hi ke din Gandhiji ne Ravan ko maarkar Mahabharat ka
yuddh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha.Isliye ek baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaye.
Ishwar aapko bhaang me bheege.. iss msg ko jhelne ki shakti de..
“MERRY X’MAS”
manana chahiye aur gharo me deepak laga kar holi khelni chahiye,
kyunki aaj hi ke din Gandhiji ne Ravan ko maarkar Mahabharat ka
yuddh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha.Isliye ek baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaye.
Ishwar aapko bhaang me bheege.. iss msg ko jhelne ki shakti de..
“MERRY X’MAS”


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